Nagisa We Have Sex and Sex Makes Babies

CLANNAD isn't all Tear Jerkers, as the list below shows. If you lot don't cry from the sad moments, you'll find yourself crying from laughing so difficult.

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• Tomoya convincing Fuko that he had turned into a girl. To elaborate, Fuko goes into her starfishland again and while she was spacing out, Tomoya grabs nearby Ryou and tells her to stand up in front end of Fuko and pretend to exist him while he watches from distant. When she awakes, she's conspicuously shocked and asks Ryou if she'due south really Tomoya. After she replied, Fuko fears if she might turn into a guy. Then Tomoya shows upward, and Fuko'south response? "At that place'south two Tomoyas!" THEN Kyou shows up. Hilarity Ensues sounds like a massive understatement.

  Tomoya: If she asks how that's possible, simply say "It falls off sometimes."

  Explanation: Mastery: Ability to switch speaking to a dissimilar person.

• Tomoya placing male underwear on Sunohara'south head and getting him beat up for looking like a pervert. The thing is, Tomoya wasn't expecting that rugby player to bear witness up seconds after Sunohara left the room.

  Tomoya: Chance is a scary thing...

• Tomoya's yaoi fantasy.
• Kotomi and Nagisa's starting time meeting.
• "Information technology's a starfish". (whole school face faults)
• In episode eleven, Kotomi swinging a toy magic wand, obviously trying to summon the Cthulhu. She's genuinely disappointed when it doesn't work.
  • Tomoya imagining Kyou holding the same wand and doing a textbook transformation sequence. What seals the deal is his hilariously 18-carat laughter after the Imagine Spot (pictured above), and Kyou'southward characteristic reaction to it.
  • "I love fish!"

    "How 'bout I punch you till you cry?"

• Ryou mistaking Nagisa's attempt to recruit her as a lesbian confession, and Kyou's reaction when she finds out. And Ryou said yes.
• Whenever Sunohara gets curb-stomped by Tomoyo.
• Kyou and Tomoya getting locked in a storage closet. She thought Tomoya was going to practise things to her. And she was almost ready to have it and seemed to be reasoning with herself equally to whether or non she should let him.
  • In the visual novel, she clearly states that she wouldn't heed if it was with him.
• Tomoya is given a charm that will make the starting time girl he talks to fall in love with him. He runs exterior and he meets... Fuko. He hushes her and tells her that a bear is on the loose, and she must act similar a zombie to fool it. And and so she does the Thriller.
• The "Dango-Starfish war", especially when Fuko plagiarizes the "Big Dango Family" vocal.
• Tomoyo cooks for Tomoya to make apology for getting him suspended. Kyou, Ryou and Kotomi evidence up with their food which leads to a tense state of affairs with Tomoya needing to choose which nutrient he'll eat kickoff. And then Fuko comes in...
  • "Starfish baumkuchen! Starfish cake! Starfish foam puffs!!!" -scream-
  • "BEST...Option...!"
  • Kotomi doesn't question Fuko'southward presence.
• Drunk Nagisa is fun Nagisa.
• In Kappei's route, Ryou's tries to lie to him almost having a babe, forgetting the fact that the prerequisite isn't even met. Massive Hilarity Ensues (for a while anyways).
• Misae-chan is (censored)-year-quondam.
• Tomoya has a tough time when he tries to find friends for Kotomi. The scene with a very reluctant Kyou and the 1 in which Ryou shows off her fortune telling are specially hilarious.
• Some highlights would be Nagisa's family's attempts to come up up with a better name for Tomoya (culminating in "Okazaki Tomoya Ethanol"), the "eternal" battle betwixt Starfish and the Great Dango Family unit, and mastering the art of shooting juice up a zoned out daughter'south nose. "Tomoya became the Fuuko Principal!"
• Sunohara approaching Tomoyo in ~After Story~ Episode ii, where he'due south finding a fake girlfriend to convince Mei that he's committed to someone important to him. He approaches Tomoyo, who is sitting on a demote and is talking to her classmates when Sunohara sits beside Tomoyo and brushes against her shoulder. She then stops talking for a 2nd, brushes dust from said shoulder, and proceeds to talk to her friends as though Sunohara wasn't in that location. Hilarity Ensues.

  Sunohara: Don't ignore me similar that!

• The "father and son" conversation between Tomoya and Akio. Hilarity Ensues. And Sanae calmly taking the plates off the tabular array while Akio is rolling around on tiptop of information technology.
• Anytime Sunohara annoys Tomoyo particularly during the baseball game game.
• A more subtle one, but Fuko'due south declaration that Sunohara's blond hair was "an incommunicable color" is so very wrong when she herself has greenish pilus and there'southward a bluish-haired boy standing next to her, non to mention the fact Sunohara knows two purple-haired girls; Nagisa'south hair color is nevertheless up for debate.
• Akio is basically a walking incarnation of Funny:
  • "Yo! Yo! I'g the MC Akio!"
    • "Adieu Cheerio Boo!" ("Discussion to your female parent," in the dub.)
  • Behemothic Bengal Cadger
  • Stepping on a knife and pretending to die.
  • Joking about how Tomoya isn't plenty of a homo to get Nagisa pregnant... only to larn immediately afterward that Tomoya has already done so, and freaking out.

    Akio: Congratulations... You lot Bounder.

• Later Story'due south English dub actually managed to make this scene even funnier than the original.

  Nagisa: "Nosotros HAVE Sex AND Sexual practice MAKES BABIES!"

• Fuko'southward render in ~Later on Story~, peculiarly when she commencement sees Ushio and pulls a archetype I'grand Taking Her Home with Me!. She provides some much-needed comic relief later on some heavy Tear Jerkers.
  • Tomoya putting his hand on Fuko'south head and her repeatedly slapping it abroad, and then her running behind a pole and growling at him like a domestic dog.
  • Not to mention her conversations with Tomoya when she went to visit Ushio (oh, and Tomoya likewise). Nuclear tights, anyone?
    • Okazaki Saikoo!
    • The expression on Tomoya'southward face is priceless.
• Akio insists Tomoya accept a porn book. Sanae and Nagisa are shocked and ask, "We take ane of those?" Cue Akio's reaction. "We accept Aught of the sort!"
• Sunohara's Gratuitous English, in general. The quote below could even be considered an in-universe instance!

  Sunohara: Your Rolling Thunder! Kaaaaaah!

  ...(Anybody was laughing their lungs out.)

  • His desire for "ReZombie" against Bear!Tomoyo.
  • Or this from the visual novel:

  Sunohara: Hello! I am pretty canis familiaris! Oh! Are you pretty dog also? It's miracle!
  Tomoya: (thinking) A talking dog would be pretty miraculous, I guess.

• Kotomi's kickoff violin recital.
  • From the novel: When Kotomi plays violin for the first time nosotros get the post-obit.

  Tomoya: THE 2d STRIKE IS COMING! ALL Crew Brace FOR Affect!

  The chorus society is in chaos. The audience couldn't practice anything but hold their heads and cover their ears tightly.

  • The KOs were the icing on the cake, especially since Akio made a really large deal out of information technology.
• On the way to school i morning time Tomoya is well-nigh put into traction when Kyou barely misses him on her bike. Tomoya decides to confront her about this at school, cue the Clothesline from Hell by Kyou, since students at Clannad School are not immune to ride bikes to school. Tomoya was cut off while proverb -Bi- and so he needs to embrace it up. How does he do it?
  • The visual novel takes it further: after Kyou gets annoyed with him nearly this, she tells Tomoya to tell everyone that they have the wrong idea... so:

  Tomoya: Anybody, that was a lie simply now. The truth is that Kyou prefers girls over guys!

• Tomoya tricking Sunohara into adding "and a toilet seat cover" to the terminate of each sentence, to the signal where Sunohara suffers maniacally from having to e'er do this!

  Sunohara: When I was little, I wanted to be so many different things. A soccer player. A airplane pilot. A teacher. And... a toilet seat cover!

• The Running Gag of Akio insulting Sanae's bread and SHE IS ALWAYS Right Behind Him and her running out in tears with her chasing with the staff of life in his rima oris muffling he loves them.
• Kotomi greeting Kyou in French.

  Kyou: Don't "hello" me!

• Introductions:

  Kyou: I'm Kyou Fujibayashi from 3-E...
  Tomoya: ...her hobby is tormenting the weak.
  Kyou: I would exist so very happy if nosotros could exist very close friends." *Mega Kicks Tomoya* "My hobby is what?
  Kotomi: (trembling and teary-eyed) Tomoyo, I have to say that I'k very strong, so please, you shouldn't be mean to me.

• Tomoya'due south and Nagisa's "engagement" in ep 23, where information technology's obvious she's working from a script, and he'due south not letting her off the hook from her embarrassment.
• Mei wants to play Cupid, Tomoya thinks for herself and Sunohara, Mei gets disgusted, Tomoya then replaces himself for Mei. There was a massive misunderstanding somewhere in at that place.
• Tomoya blaming his mitochondria for hitting Sunohara repeatedly.
• Nagisa approaching her parents to ask if they can let Sunohara's sister stay with them, just for Akio to enquire if she's come up to hear "the legend of the mysterious scar on her ass."
• The very last scene in the principal part of After Story, with Kouko playing the direct woman to Fuuko's Deject Cuckoo Lander has to be seen to be believed. And then information technology turns into cute and heartwarming.
• Primal answering the question of "What if Sanae's bread was combined with Akiko's jam?" Even funnier when you remember that Kitagawa was interested in trying the special jam at the end of Kanon. The dub should encompass the rest of the funny.
• The early part of the Visual Novel where Tomoya tried redubbing Sunohara'southward hip-hop with a rap, which he cut off mid-style and ends up ruining Sunohara's morning AND deleting his whole cassette.
• Yoshino making his big spoken communication at the baseball game, simply to go an out because he hadn't called a time-out. Cue him sulking in the dugout while Kouko tries to condolement him.
• In the visual novel, if you turn down every girl, you lot can have Tomoya realize something important.

  Tomoya: Be merely my Sunohara forever.

• The scene where Tomoya pulls still another troll on Sunohara, by waking him up after the classroom has been vacated and getting him to believe the world concluded while he slept, and that he is now the last person alive. Equally usual, it'southward a comedy routine in itself. Picket information technology here.
• The whole "date" scene with Sunohara and Sanae, disguised (quite convincingly) as a 17-year-old daughter, is hilarious.
  • Mei'south annoyed reaction when Youhei suggests going to get a pork cutlet basin is priceless.
  • And the pinnacle, when Sunohara establish out that Sanae is married... to Akio. Well, information technology'due south understandable that Akio gets mad, but because it'due south Sunohara and Akio, the delivery of both shock and acrimony just ends up hilarious.
• In an ~Afterward Story~ OVA, Akio suggests that Nagisa impress her classmates past calling her teacher "Ultra-mom" and then people volition call up she'southward related to Ultraman. This actually works, at least in a dream sequence.
• Poor Nagisa getting conked on the caput from Tomoya and Youhei's prank in the same episode. You'll probably feel guilty laughing at that. Fifty-fifty better is Tomoya'south and Youhei's wearisome-mo Reaction Shot while the pan falls. Nagisa's Hair Antennae as well get bent.
• Tomoyo finding a porn mag under Youhei'southward bed and her disinterested reaction to it, contrasted with Youhei freaking out.
• In a flashback, Misae'southward friends dressing Shima up as a daughter and getting him to confess his love for her.
• When Nagisa tells Tomoya she's never seen a play before, he spits his green tea right into Akio'southward face.
• From the novel, Botan farting on Tomoya's lap in form and him beingness accused of information technology.
• Tomoya coming together Nagisa'southward parents for the start time.
• Tomoya'due south fantasies about Tomoyo when she starts coming over to his house to cook for him. They all end with her stabbing him in the forehead with a pocketknife, then the circular cease of a ladle, and so a radish.

  "You ARE DEAD!"

• In the finale, Sunohara accidentally drives up on the adjourn, then tries to laugh information technology off.
• The entire four-koma book is made of pure, undiluted funny.
• While carving starfish, Fuko goes into all the same another ane of her trances. Tomoya convinces Sunohara to replace his head with the starfish she was poking. Fuko comes to and Tomoya encourages her to keep poking her "starfish." When she realizes she's stuck her finger into Sunohara'due south rima oris, she freaks out and repeatedly smashes his head with the starfish.
• When Tomoya is on a "date" with Mei, she starts calling him "Onii-chan," which really turns him on. Then Ryou, Kyou and Kotomi testify up, and Tomoya pulls a classic "Non What It Looks Like", before the three of them run away.
• Tomoya locking Sunohara within the toilet for three days, pasting a note on the cubicle door with the words "My Home", "Love Nest" and "Rugby Club Recruitment" for the three days respectively.
• In Kotomi's route in the VN, she misinterprets Tomoya'southward offer to walk her habitation as an offer to mail her home instead, considering of course she does. She figures the best fashion to do this is to cutting a person up into pieces before mailing it, matter-of-factly labeling the bundle "dismembered corpse."

  Tomoya (internal monologue): Someone, delight telephone call the constabulary.

• In the VN, the Running Gag of Tomoya existence able to run across how many question marks Kotomi is giving during her route.
• In episode vii, Sunohara interrupts Tomoya and Fuko's tongue-twister battle. Sunohara, though, thinks they're Actually fighting. Fuko gives a whistle, and a Zerg Rush of Fuko'due south fanboys comes running through. Information technology's the perfect fake-out for those who idea Fuko was whistling for Tomoyo or Kyou to kick his once more once more.

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